We just found a box full of these very fetching PRIEST costumes in our office. We'll give away one each to the three people who send us the most compelling arguments as to why they should have them. Winner collects.
staff@colchesterartscentre.com
N.B. One size fits all. Wearing this garment does not give you license to pass yourself off as a real priest. Unless you happen to be a real priest, in whch case it's probably okay.